APPLE PURSE

As it turns out Steve Jobs made one secret invention before he died.........Behold "The Apple Purse". Our Aba brothers no dey fail joor.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DETERMINATION???

These young men wanna play ball and they definitely ain't going to let the flood ruin that for them but I  really doubt they looked at the full field before they came up with this idea

MORE REPORTS AND PICTURES OF THE MAYHEM ON IKORODU ROAD

Based on the report from @Mr_Oyagiri on twitter, the soldier is not dead. He said "The military man wasn't killed, but knocked down by the BRT bus. He made calls in my presence afterwards. We begged him, but........."

Another passerby said he was slapped and asked to do frog jump.

These are more pictures of the mayhem that occurred on Ikorodu road today. They were sent in by various readers. Major action has to be taken on the part of the government to punish the perpetrators and prevent such an incident from occurring again. If you have more pictures, please send to lagosocrazy@gmail.com

CHAOS ON IKORODU ROAD

Soldiers have locked down Ikorodu road because one of them was knocked down from his bike and killed by a BRT bus. The cause of the accident is unknown but from the information we have gather the soldier was driving on the BRT lane.

REQUEST FROM HELL

This is one of the funniest chats I have seen. Its a normal case of someone you don't know adding you on bbm and after accepting you confirm you don't know the person but this time before deleting the person an interesting exchange of words occurs. See the chat below

Trust gone wrong (stolen car contd)

So the guy na acquaintance of the dealer. He came from yankee for a burial and said he didn’t have money to pay for the hotel he wanted to stay and was expecting money the following day so make them allow am sleep for their office that night.

For night now, the security guy come meet am say leg dey pain am and say he don try different kinds of remedies but e still dey worry am. The doctor now con talk say na injection go win am and luckily for am he get injection with am. That injection way him get na sedative and the security guy nor know so he receive am happily. 

STOLEN CAR

BEWARE!!! A toks 2011 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Silver colour with Vin/Chassis No: JTEBU5JR1B5034893 worth 7 million Naira was reported stolen yesterday. The car was allegedly stolen by one Dr Obafemi Richard Agbenla. He went to the dealer's office under the disguise of wanting to do business and then made away with the car. He is going to be trying to sell this car for a very cheap price so please be careful. Kindly contact 08028305006/09091179083 if you have any lead. See pictures of the vehicle and the man below.

FREE RIDE

So yesterday morning, just we were driving out of the street, jejely heading to work, one drunk keke driver with his keke full of school kids, thought he was driving in the grand prix lost control and GBAM!!! All hell went loose in my head and I wanted to beat the guy black and blue(nor be say I too get power) but as I came down and saw one of the kids injured and the guy kneeling down and all he could say was “Ema binu sir”

VOTE SEUN ARANSIOLA FOR DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF AJUMN

Indeed , nothing can be truer than the fact that dynamites do come in small packages. SEUN ARANSIOLA who has been in the entertainment industry for about two decades now, has an immense musical talent that has continued to wow anyone that has come across her music. Seun is one lady whose form of inspirational juju music has found audience among the highs and the lows in the society. She has played in different social functions both within and outside the shore of the country . The pretty looking graduate of accountancy is presently contesting for the post of Deputy Governor at lagos state chapter of "Association of Juju Musician of Nigeria(AJUMN)".  Read more.................

PRETTIEST NIGERIAN SOLDIER

Omo I nor know say we dey get very prett soldier for Naija  before but as I see this one my mind don change mehn. Her name is Hadiza Nuhu and she is serving in Lagos. Make una go list for NDA so you go fit meet am