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You ever noticed how everything hilarious seems to happen on a bus? Yes? No? Oh well, now you know!!! So here's another bus experience my people. As usual somebody will just be sitting and minding her small business but Lagos conductors just wanna entertain. So this woman was on the bus with me and she happened to be on the big side. When I saw her I knew there would be space trouble on the bus, so I just skipped that particular seat to avoid wahala.  As we were progressing on our journey ooh the conductor kept telling this woman to 'shift one side' but how could she naa. When you are fat, you are FAT, there's no two ways about it. I think the conductor then realised this and decided to try a better approach *in his mind* he told the woman to pay for two, but as you know that lagosians like wahala she refused since she believed she was only one person. And bam! Conductor changed it ooh, told this woman to come down from the bus, right there and then. 

LOVE PACKAGE GONE WRONG

Hello guys!!!! I know its been a while and you hate or have forgotten me by now but hey!!! I am still here.

So I woke up this morning to this saying "There's only one true love in a lifetime" in essence if you screw it up, then you're screwed!! I guess this guy too felt the same way, or has probably heard the saying before for him to go through this STRESS. But lemme back up a bit so you can enjoy the story. 

Truck catches fire on Ikorodu road

Just this morning a petrol tanker lost control on Ikorodu road, flipped over and caught fire. Our ever reliable fire service  were on hand to fight the fire to a complete halt and my favourite arm of all the law enforcement agencies in Lagos, LASTMA, were also on hand to manage the traffic very effectively. No casualties report.

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JUST ANOTHER EVENING IN LAGOS

You know how you are in a bus minding your business like any normal person would, waiting to get to your bus stop after a hard day's work. Well you know how its never possible for that to happen in Lagos Buses. One abnormal person must sha enter, making it two abnormal people in the bus (the conductor and the abnormal passenger). Well it happened last tonight, on my way back from work, dog tired and not in the mood for anything other than sleep, this woman beside me paid her fare and was about to relax when the conductor decided the money was too beat up for him to accept and he returned it. That's how the epic war of words began, I couldn't make a video because of fear for my head and respect for my phone and you know what *clear throat* but here's a recording of what went down for your hearing pleasure people.

The Trailer, The Wall and The Driver!

Good evening all! So we have the first story.

Imagine as some of you are laying on your beds at this time and you hear boom! What would you do? Lemme tell you what Mariam did! As a true Nigerian living in fear of Boko Haram she made a run for it. But here's what really happened as there are no bombers in Lagos. This trailer driver, either drunk or sleepy, decided the road wasn't good enough anymore and he needed to drive into compounds and he drove straight into Mariam's compound knocking down the wall of Jericho (their fence) that stood in his way. Have you ever heard when a fence falls? Well I have, and it sounds like shelling or bombings, so the whole family inside scampered for their lives. And guess what the driver did when it all came crashing down, he took to his heels. Hehehehe what do ya expect naa?  Talk about an August visitor ooh! 

See pictures after the cut

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MONEY! MONEY!! MONEY!!!

Ok people, now that I have your attention here's what this post is really about. You know how we walk or drive around the streets of Lagos or where you are and encounter mind blowing (funny and unbelievable) craziness of the city and we laugh alone. Well! That's about to change, because Lagosocrazy has decided to give you its loyal and un loyal readers alike, the opportunity to share those bizarre and hilarious experiences. So whatever it be, pictures or videos that you want to share you can send it to us and we will show it to the world. I know you all are already thinking, where does the money part come in? Well my people, the picture or video with the most comments on the 4^th of September gets N10,000. So whip out your phones and cameras and let the competition begin. Tell your friend to tell his friends so we can all join in on the fun.
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WE BACK!!!!!

We the management and staff of LagosOcrazy apologise for the long period of hiatus! It was due to some unforeseen circumstances that could not be overlooked and easily bypassed. :D Ok! Honestly we were rebranding and repackaging to make the experience funnier and more interesting. But guess what! We are back, Bigger, Better and Funnier. So remember to check in everyday and drop comments as you move along!

CRAZY ACCIDENT

Omo I no dey there when e happen but from wetin I see e bad gan